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Stripes are slimming
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Hands up, you're
under arrest ... |
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Did you know that when you mix Ouzo
and Water together .... it looks just like Milk... |
Giddy-up, Alligator! |
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Shhhh .... don't tell anyone, but the
water is actually only 2 inches deep here. Mum just doesn't want you to know
she is 5 months pregnant ...hah! |
Dad, I cannot believe you are wearing
those shorts! |
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Dad, you can wave at Mum ... I'm waving
to that gorgeous blonde over there ... |
Ah the Philippine sand worm, very rare
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No I am not scared of my own shadow,
whatever it is ... |
Mummy Mummy, there's a green turtle
chasing me! |
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Every year, thousands of little blue
and yellow monsters wash up on the beach, terrorise the residents, then
crawl back into the sea in search of yet another beach... |
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Are you absolutely sure there are no
Sharks? |
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No way you are leaving without me! |
OK, you guys can take the 'plane, I'm
sailing home... |